For the past three weeks, I have been on the road. A great American road trip called my name, and I gladly hopped on the peace train headed south. Traveling from Oregon to the southern California, I saw the beauty of Lake Tahoe, the gorgeous beaches of Santa Barbara, and....don don don... the smog clogged city of Los Angeles. My favorite treat? The hour and a half trek from Santa Monica to Hollywood. Sprawl is truly the downfall of LA. Sorry Cali residents, but taxes need to rise, public transportation needs to be seriously implemented, and those precious BMWs need to be put away. LA is not a city for people, it is a city designed for the car. You can't walk to the grocery store, work, or even to a bar without fear of getting run over or ingesting heavy exhaust from a bleach blonde's Lexus as she swerves around you. It is time for a serious makeover, LA. Superficiality is not a reality.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
"Turning Torso...The bo01 Blemish"
Bo01 in Malmö, Sweden is an incredible and livable mixed-use development that is a prime example of forward thinking Scandinavian design. "It is like they took regular rows of housing and gave it a good kick," said a Danish architect describing to me its jumbled yet cohesive master plan. Each home is individual, of different types, and still a part of the whole picture. The spaces in between the housing units are rich and active. Yet there rest one scar on the face of Bo01....The Turning Torso! Beware, ladies and gentlemen! At a whopping 190 meters it stands high above the quiet village only to cast an unsightly reflection upon the rainwater catchment system. It twists, it turns, and ruins the overall concept of a human scaled environment. True, it is an engineering masterpiece...but not a place for people. It was meant to originally be a temporary pavilion, and wow, did the architect, Santiago Calatrava Valls, take it too far.
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Monday, July 25, 2011
"Sorry, Portland"
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Warning sign, warning sign,I see it but I pay it no mind.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
"Tetris Comes Alive"
Minnesota, a Scandinavian second home, but unfortunately, they only picked up the cold weather and weird sounding words because their architecture sure took a hit with the Spruce Tree Center. The hodgepodge of rectangles and squares brings to mind the riveting game of tetris on a cold winter's night. It is completely devoid of any detail or design for that matter. A six year and a bag of block could have made this one. I can't even image how the workers inside the building survive in an air tight box of cubes. What avoid in the Twin Cities? This building.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
"Tower of Doom"
Frank Lloyd Wright's protegé and son-in-law, William Wesley Peters, sure embarrassed the lord of architecture in this god-awful design. The Kaden Tower, gracing Kentucky with its masculine presence, sits awkwardly hovering above the ground of the adjacent parking lot. The facade, an intricate lacework pattern, does little to mask the out of proportion building with its surround. Although this suspended facade may act as a shading device, it acts more like jail bars on the interior. A plaque attached to the building regards the structure as a 'jewel'...huh...a jewel under the label of disgraceful design is most likely what they meant. Mr. Wright should have looked over his son-in-law's shoulder on this one. The chick was obviously not ready to fly.
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Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Beer...Beer Foam...Turd"
turd/tərd/Noun1. A lump of excrement.
Who doesn't enjoy an ice cold pint of beer? Sometimes even a little foam at the top doesn't bother me...but a turd floating near the surface surely does. The Asahi Beer Hall designed by the French architect, Philippe Starck, very vividly displays a delightful golden turd upon the roof of the modern office structure in Tokyo, Japan. Supposedly, the building itself is a beer glass and the 'turd' is the foam, but I would say a swing and a miss, Mr. Starck. Weighing in around 300 tons, that is one large nightmare of a turd. Can you spot the resemblance below?
"Lovely party, Jeffrey, but there's a turd in the punch bowl"
Who doesn't enjoy an ice cold pint of beer? Sometimes even a little foam at the top doesn't bother me...but a turd floating near the surface surely does. The Asahi Beer Hall designed by the French architect, Philippe Starck, very vividly displays a delightful golden turd upon the roof of the modern office structure in Tokyo, Japan. Supposedly, the building itself is a beer glass and the 'turd' is the foam, but I would say a swing and a miss, Mr. Starck. Weighing in around 300 tons, that is one large nightmare of a turd. Can you spot the resemblance below?
Turd One |
Turd Two |
Monday, July 18, 2011
"Back to the Future"
This past weekend I sat down with some weird friends and an espresso stout to watch the 1985 cinema masterpiece, Back to the Future.I couldn't help but notice the barren mall parking lot in which Dr. Emmett Brown, the mad scientist, tests his time traveling car. And so, today is the day that the mall and its daunting lots receive the label of 'bad architecture'. Although the interior of the shopping mall does have its merits- walkability, skylights, places to eat, rest, spontaneously interact... the mall in its entirety is a disgrace to human development. Simply put, the car is one of our greatest downfalls in the scheme of a well designed city, one in which people love to be in. The mall only caters to that downfall and encourages driving and consumerism. It feeds off a suburban lifestyle and traps its users in a controlled environment of chain stores. There is nothing unique or sustainable about it. Let's BACK out of the big box mall and move in TO THE FUTURE.
Marty McFly: Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
This will happen to you if you support the big box mall...
Scene from Back to the Future, 'No pine' mall is more accurate |
Marty McFly: Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
This will happen to you if you support the big box mall...
Friday, July 15, 2011
"The X-Factor"
Oh, University of Oregon...you would think that with one of the top architecture schools in the great nation of the United States of America the university buildings would blow any campus out of the water. This one did...but minus the 'out of the water'. It just blew. The Onyx Bridge that decorates that north side of the campus edge with repugnant x's causes quite the eye sore. Not only is it haphazardly window doused and then covered up awkwardly with giant x's, but it also is the most grimy and ill-lighted hall in the entirety of Eugene. "It is amazing that people can work in there and survive," says a student of the university, "It really just needs to go. Dubai might like it." Cheers to that.
In fact, tack it on to any of the lovely buildings seen below....
In fact, tack it on to any of the lovely buildings seen below....
Thursday, July 14, 2011
"Boston Shitty...City Hall"
The brutalist style takes another unfortunate victim. In this overly dramatic, raw, concrete mass, architects Kallmann McKinnell & Wood took the concept of a city hall in a whole new direction and a wretched one at that. It screams corporate modernism. You think in the very least a nice public plaza could be provided. Yet, the dull and empty front looks more like a abandon lot than a city in which people live. I suppose the citizens just couldn't stand the unsightly blemish upon Boston's historical face. Better luck next time.
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I'm good enough, but I don't care
I'm good enough, but I'm not there
I'm good enough, but I don't care
The sun is out, but I'm not there
I'm good enough, but I'm not there
I'm good enough, but I don't care
The sun is out, but I'm not there
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
"The 84 Million Dollar Sketchup Joke"
Cleveland's 150,000 square-foot Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is an unfortunate massing of blank shapes and odd extensions of glass. This is what some would call "a sketchup disaster" and for good reason. As in the program, sketchup, one is able to push and pull shapes from nothing...it appears that that is exactly what occurred here. It lacks functionality within its artful form (artful...?) and has little to no connection to its incredible setting on the waterfront of Lake Erie. The architect, I.M. Pei, came up with the idea of a tower with a glass pyramid protruding from it...huh. That sure says rock and roll to me.
"It's been a long time since I rock-and-rolled
It's been a long time since I did the Stroll
let me get it back, let me get it back, let me get it back"
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